OneSip Do Not Perceive Shirt
For the days when eye contact feels illegal and your personality is still buffering.
The “Do Not Perceive Me Before Caffeine” tee is for anyone who needs a little liquid courage before becoming a functioning member of society. Featuring a tired, hoodie-wrapped caffeine creature clutching its can like a survival tool, this shirt brings big “I’m awake, but not emotionally available” energy.
Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton keeps it comfortable enough for coffee runs, gas station cooler raids, couch recovery sessions, and those mornings when “I’m functioning barely” feels less like a joke and more like a medical update. The bold vintage-style graphic gives it that worn-in, favorite-shirt feel right out of the gate.
Wear it when you’re caffeinated. Wear it when you’re not. Just maybe don’t make direct eye contact until the can is open.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft and breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help maintain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
- Direct-to-Film sleeve and inner neck prints; DTG for main prints
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F, with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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