My Drank My Rules T‑Shirt
The “My Drank. My Rules.” tee is the perfect front hit for the Caffeine Goblin look, giving off just enough goblin energy before the full back graphic makes its grand entrance. The small speech-bubble design features bold hand-drawn lettering, a skull accent, electric green bolts, and a clawed goblin grip that says, very clearly, this beverage is not available for sharing.
Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable for gas station runs, late-night snack missions, gaming sessions, road trips, and any moment where your drink is technically in public but spiritually protected. The classic fit keeps it easy to wear, while the cheeky chest graphic adds personality without taking over the whole shirt.
It is casual, funny, and just a little unhinged in the best way. Perfect for anyone who has ever opened a can and immediately established legal ownership.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m², for a soft and breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to help maintain shape
- DTG/DTF printed graphics, including chest print and optional sleeve or neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, max 30C or 90F, with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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